Merge's Data Bank

Tue, 28 Feb 2006 13:06:49 GMT

Still stiff....

This fighting with Deceptions are starting to give me engine burn! I don't know how long
I had been in the repair bay! I think I sent a month in her.

At least, Muse maded a post a while ago!

Hmmmm.....

Sat, 19 Mar 2005 10:32:12 GMT

From Muse:

Merge has been in the Repair Bay for a while, she protected the Airbots from the Devastor--by using her Engron bow twice. That's usually means that she's equal to Earthling's comma. Devastor wasn't effect much by--but she was got the the bots to regroup and forget into Superion to give a dish out a little punishment for that Devastor.

Right now, I could see Megatron is fumming at the his latest failure. I'm not a ESP or a bot that can see though ways--I'm was inside Megatron's base as they took it down. Megatron was mad as then a nasty bull a Earthling can find.

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Tue, 01 Mar 2005 11:58:53 GMT

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Ooops. I can really be mindless some days!

Cybertron

Sun, 06 Feb 2005 13:34:37 GMT

I'm back from Cybertron. Sorry if I haven't post in a while.

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Sat, 29 Jan 2005 13:10:49 GMT

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Oooops, I can very absent mind sometimes. I thought this was Teletran-1 again!

Ugh!

Sat, 22 Jan 2005 11:26:32 GMT

Soundwave brought one of Shockwave's old Mind Messes from Cybertron and use it against the Dinobots--which returned to their first mindless actions. The only two not-effected where the last two Dinobots made--forget their names--though. We got them back, but this time, Wheeljack is plotting to make them a lot smarter--not Prime, but he stated they won't be genius but "normal adult Transformer." Why he I think this project stink like Earth's populations.

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Sat, 08 Jan 2005 12:56:20 GMT

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Ooops, I thought this was Teltron One.

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Sat, 08 Jan 2005 12:55:26 GMT

Sorry, I haven't post in a while. But we just have a battle against the Deceptions--and defeat them.

Wow!

Thu, 04 Nov 2004 12:18:24 GMT

Some's finally getting his chips in order! drth is going to work a story about me. I hope it's good.

Too quiet.

Wed, 15 Sep 2004 10:09:18 GMT

It's been really too quiet. It's been quite some time since either
Corba or the Decpetions attacked. Mostly like Corba Commander and Megatron are working on a plan together.

Choas In Autobot HQ

Thu, 19 Aug 2004 13:31:35 GMT

Megatron had a created a virus--almost all expect for Seaspy,
the Dinobots, & Optimus Prime, Blaster & me. Seaspy was doing
coasting of Japan. Me and Blaster were traving though New Mexico when that happen. Prime was in Washington, D.C. Suprizing, despite the virus--the Autobots were able to defeat the Deception and got the cure for it.

Something I found on the Internet!

Fri, 13 Aug 2004 10:53:42 GMT

You Know You're From Oregon When...

Your children learned to walk in Birkenstocks.

You throw an aluminum can in the trash and feel guilty.

You complain about Californians as you sell your house to one for twice as much
as you originally paid.

You only honk your horn if collision is imminent and never for anything else.

You consider something a "hill" (not a mountain) if it doesn't have snow on it or
has not recently erupted, regardless of its altitude.

You consider "etiquette" a foreign word.

Most of your friends are from California.

You find a wallet with $500 and give it back to the owner.

You used to live somewhere else but won't admit it publicly.

You've ever ordered a half caff/decaf, nonfat mocha grande with sugar-free cranberry whip (or you know what it is).

You know a bride & groom that registered at REI.

If someone ran your car off the highway, you might drown.

You'd be miffed if the store was out of your favorite brand of water.

Every day is casual Friday.

Hear the word "ferry" and think of boats and long waits.

Know at least eight people who work for Intel or Nike, or used to work for Tektronix.

You think skiing always means being covered from head to toe, in snow or water.

Know that Boring is a town and not just a state of mind.

Have actually used your mountain bike on a mountain.

You design your kid's Halloween costume to fit under a raincoat.

You return from a California vacation depressed because ?all the grass was dead.?

Remember the date, severity, time of day, where you were, and how long you were out of
power and phone service for every winter weather event in the last five years.

Have ever called your insurance agent to ask if your homeowner?s policy covers falling trees,
flooding, or mud slides

You never go camping without waterproof matches, ponchos, and mattress pads that double as
flotation devices.

You believe swimming is not a sport but a survival skill to prevent boating deaths.

You own more than 10 articles of clothing that have the names of microbreweries/brewpubs printed on them.

You think downtown is "scary" because you were panhandled there, once.

You replace your hiking boots with Birkenstock or Teva sandals when the weather gets above 60 degrees.

You believe people who use umbrellas are wimps or Californians, or both.

You actually get these jokes and pass them on to other friends from Oregon.

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Thank good I'm from Cybertron.

Just some hot air!

Sun, 01 Aug 2004 13:04:37 GMT

No, Decpetions. Just a bunch of odd humans--this side
of crooks--politicians.

Blaster & Track founded

Fri, 30 Jul 2004 10:47:08 GMT

They were in New York. They aslo befriend Trish, a female
punk. Trackers & Trish had this odd almost battle making the
the odd couple this side of the television tude. Trish helped
Blaster twice before-- 1) when Megatron was trying to steal cars, and then Blaster returned the favor 2) when Starscream & Soundwave attempted to mind control humans via a disco. Why
do I think the Deceptions are 80's comic book villains?

Right, now, I had take over for Mirage's patrol in the Texas. Prime aslo to make sure I don't lose Blaster again--and allowed me to use
my mind powers on him. Right now, Blaster can get anything--he's right now doing a little country spin. I'm was getting tired of him
blasting "rock & roll" like it was going to die!

TRACKS & BLASTER MISSING

Tue, 27 Jul 2004 13:26:35 GMT

Prime's been asking me to locate two missing autobots-- Blaster
& Tracks. I think of checking out New York, they are always in
trouble in that city.

Sorry,

Fri, 23 Jul 2004 10:33:45 GMT

I was just driving a large supply of oil to the Autobot HQ. Sorry
for not posting in a while.

Lucky break

Tue, 20 Jul 2004 11:11:08 GMT

I knocked Prime out the way of Megatron's fusion cannon. Lucky, Megatron missed. He lefted. Don't know when he will be back--but it's going sooner then I can guess.

If I don't post.....

Mon, 19 Jul 2004 12:46:54 GMT

I'm doing one of the following:

1. Patroling for Deceptions
2. Doing a supply run in another country.
3. Recovering from a battle with Megatron's Deceptions. My joints
are usually super-stiff after being repair.

Often--then not--it's going to be number 3.

Forget on female.

Tue, 13 Jul 2004 12:56:53 GMT

I forget to tell you, that the Deception know as Starscream is
female in my universe. Sorry, but I just had a run in with her,
she really HATEs me--for reason unknown.

My special power

Mon, 12 Jul 2004 12:56:22 GMT

My special power is a level 3 tele-mind.

LV 3 - Me
LV 2 - Elita 1 & Optimus Prime are a few I know that can do that kind of stuff.
LV 1 - Deception Soundwave here is the one that.

I can use my mind to write what I say--but some time I had hard time
transforming cybertronic words into English--and some awful words
I heard Sparkplug spit out when not with Spike. So I'm using my
mind to write this journal.

Optimus Prime looks pleased. I guess they stopped the Deception's latest attack. I
give you the bitmap of the plot when I know it--but Prime has all Autobot codes-some
in which I even don't had access to.

My motto is: "When in doubt, test everything. One of things might just work."

Hi, Humans

Mon, 12 Jul 2004 12:41:47 GMT

My name is Merge. I'm a Transformer. Yes. You read right, the robotic
race created by Hasbro in your universe--but I'm exist in a different
universe.

1. The movie never happen.
2. Hot Rod & Arcee do not a exist.
3. Megatron isn't a gun, he's a tank.
4. Swoop & Snarl are the Dinobot that can talk to regular English.
5. Thought it states they is not year, I was last rewakaen transformer.
6. Most Autobots--expect "Optimus Prime" & "Prowl" call "Teltran-1", "T-1".
7. Blaster gotten his cassette tapes (Eject, Rewind, Steeljaw & Muse)
when I work up.
8. Beside Muse, I'm the only female in the ark. Most of the other females (includign Elita-1) are back on Cybertron.